This thing is silly, but srsly, I wish they all could be Utah valley girls. Check’em out. They’re truly a breed apart. And this is a rare peek into their world. I’m not sure what exactly they’re doing to give themselves that super-distinct look, but, they’re doing a very thorough job of it. I guess it’s some kind of ratio of overly-styled hair to eyeliner. No? I dunno. Oh, and I love the accents they’ve got! Whenever people ask me about a Salt Lake accent - what is it? (which is constantly, btw) - I tell them to Think Rosanne Barr w/out all the awesome sarcasm. As for the boys’ look? Think Chops, the farmboy Paris Hilton was fucking on The Simple Life. Boys in Utah come in only two flavors, gay-looking goody-twoshoes, and Chops. Check out the boys in the video. There’s one of each. Love ya, SLC.